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Farms Not Pharma Vintage Women's Relaxed T-Shirt

$26.64

Celebrate the wisdom of nature with a design inspired by homegrown herbs, handcrafted tinctures, and a slower, more intentional way of living. Featuring delicate vintage botanical illustrations, this tee is perfect for gardeners, herbalists, homesteaders, and anyone who finds beauty in plants over pills.

Whether you’re mixing herbal remedies, tending your garden, or simply embracing a more natural lifestyle, this shirt is a wearable reminder that some of life’s greatest gifts grow from the earth.

This just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own. Combine the relaxed fit and smooth fabric of this tee with jeans to create an effortless every-day outfit, or dress it up with a jacket and dress pants for a business casual look.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
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Care, Shipping & Returns

Every Hella Fruity item is printed to order just for you to help reduce waste, so please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping.

To keep your apparel looking its best:

Wash inside out in cold water.

Tumble dry low or hang dry.

Do not bleach.

Do not iron directly on the printed design.

Because each item is custom made, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for incorrect size, color, or change-of-mind purchases. If your order arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, please contact us within 7 days of delivery, and we’ll make it right.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do you offer returns or exchanges?

Because each item is made just for you, we don’t accept returns for ordering the wrong size or color. If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days and we’ll make it right.

Turn your garment inside out, wash cold with like colors, and tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid bleach and ironing directly over the design to keep it looking vibrant.

Hella Fruity is for fruit lovers, plant lovers, animal lovers, vegans, free thinkers, and anyone who believes kindness looks good. We create colorful apparel that celebrates compassion, nature, and living authentically.

Most orders are printed within 2–5 business days and shipped shortly after. You’ll receive tracking as soon as your order is on the way.

We use soft, high-quality apparel with vibrant DTG printing for long-lasting color. Every item is printed to order to reduce waste.

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